So. I stumbled across an interesting website. Chat with total, random strangers on the Internet. Pretty bizarre.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: speak english nao
You: What if I like to sometimes speak Espanol?
Stranger: ill cut you
You: With a knife?!
You: Or a glass shard?
You: I much prefer a glass shard...
Stranger: i might use a broken beer bottle
You: Hmmm. Options, options....
Stranger: or a razor
You: No razors, por favor.
Stranger: this isnt your decision
Stranger: It's always a pleasure
You: The pleasure was all yours, I'm sure.
Stranger: i could cut you with a paper clip
You: How old are you?
You: Dare I ask....?
Stranger: 7 years old
You: Wow, you have quite an extensive vocabulary for a 7-year old....
You: I'm old. 28
You: I know, your mothers age, I'm afraid.
Stranger: Ha f*ck no
Stranger: my mom is 60
You: And your 7?! Wow
You: And what is T_T?
Stranger: I'm not 7. lrn2internet
You: What is your real age?
Stranger: Why do wanna know pedo?
You: Who is pedo?
Stranger: I'VE SEEN DATELINE YOU CAN'T FOOL ME
You: Well, I guess that settles that then.
You: Have a fabulous day! :)
Stranger: love u
You have disconnected.
There are some real fruitloops out there...